There were a lot of "best songs" lists going round at the end of last year. Everyone loves a list, don't they? Some of them have been more valid than others. Channel 4's 20 "
Greatest Songs of the Noughties" was enjoyable viewing and represented a good mainstream selection. On the other hand, Absolute Radio's "
Song of the Decade" top 100 has been amusingly spammed by extremists. Apparently,
thirteen of the greatest songs of the last ten years have been by McFly. Who knew?
Although most critics talk about "songs", I think the wrong word is used. A song is a melody line and a set of chords on sheet music. When we talk about our favourite songs, we're probably thinking of a specific track. A track is a performance. It's the way the singer's voice cracks slightly in the third chorus, the way a guitar line weaves across the beat; it's the bass drum and bass guitar locked together, the crack of the snare through a retro 80s
gated reverb (thanks Phil). And, yes, sometimes <sigh> it's even the
truck driver's gear change, god help us.
Like most people, I listen to a wide range of music but what I really love is pop. That means two things to me. Firstly, "pop", which stopped meaning "popular" a long time ago and now describes a combination of elements, which together produce the
potential for mass appeal. For all but the most masochistic listeners, it requires a tune -
the old grey whistle test. If I can't sing along, I'm not interested.
Secondly, "music" means just that - and not words. The best lyrics in the world cannot save a mediocre tune or production. There's a reason why only Dylan zealots can remember his original version of
All Along The Watchtower - as a musical performance, it's dreadful. (I'd argue the lyrics are pants too, but that's a separate discussion.) However, Jimi Hendrix surpassed himself with the arrangement and performance, and so it's his cover we remember.
Music will take you places that words cannot; it will spin you above the clouds and drop you in an abyss. It must be well arranged, played and recorded. I have no patience with lo-fi amateurs. The best words match the performance perfectly, but such symbiosis is rare. As far as I can tell, most lyrics are just there because scat singing is art-jazz wank. (FWIW, the tracks with the best lyrics - ever! - are "
Reasons To Be Cheerful, Part 3" and "
The Winner Takes It All".)
So, clearly that's enough words from me. The world has been waiting; ladies and gentlemen, I present the
best tracks of the noughties.
- Queens Of The Stone Age : In The Fade
- Muse : Map Of The Problematique
- Mint Royale : Don't Falter (feat. Lauren Laverne)
- Snow Patrol : Set The Fire To The Third Bar (feat. Martha Wainwright)
- Kate Rusby : No Names
- Low : Monkey
- Calexico : Red Blooms
- Mark Ronson : Stop Me (feat. Daniel Merriweather)
- Kings Of Leon : Sex On Fire
- Queens Of The Stone Age : Go With The Flow
- Sugababes : Stronger
- Junior Boys : In The Morning
- Linkin Park : In The End
- Smashing Pumpkins : Stand Inside Your Love
- Radiohead : Everything In Its Right Place
- Goldfrapp : A&E
- Antony and The Johnsons : Hope There's Someone
- Martha Wainwright : Jesus And Mary
- PJ Harvey : This Mess We're In
- M83 : Teen Angst
- Primal Scream : Shoot Speed/Kill Light
- Ian Brown : F.E.A.R.
- Friendly Fires : Jump In The Pool
- Goldfrapp : Number 1
- The Flaming Lips : In The Morning Of The Magicians
- Gonzales : Real Motherfuckin' Music
- Kasabian : Processed Beats
- Alfie : You Make No Bones (Revisited)
- Neon Neon : Dream Cars
- David Gray : Please Forgive Me
- Midlake : Head Home
- Radiohead : Reckoner
- Radiohead : Videotape
- Elbow : The Bones Of You
- Doves : The Cedar Room
- Outkast : Hey Ya!
- Snow Patrol : Run
- The Clint Boon Experience : White No Sugar (New Improved Bascombe Mix)
- Passion Pit : Sleepyhead
- The Flaming Lips : Pompeii Am Gotterdammerung
- Klaxons : Golden Skans
- Radiohead : I Might Be Wrong (Live)
- White Lies : Death
- Interpol : Evil
- Kylie Minogue : Love At First Sight
- The Feeling : Helicopter
- Supergrass : Diamond Hoo Ha Man
- Elbow : Powder Blue
- Burial : Archangel
- The Avalanches : Since I Left You
- Jose Gonzalez : Heartbeats
- Will Young : Leave Right Now
- Loney, Dear : Violent
- Doves : Jetstream
- MGMT : Time To Pretend
- Girls Aloud : Sound Of The Underground
- Keane : We Might As Well Be Strangers
- Coldplay : Shiver
- Daft Punk : Face To Face
- N.E.R.D. : Rock Star (Jason Nevins Remix Edit)
- Interpol : PDA
- The Music : Getaway
- Lowgold : Beauty Dies Young
- Madonna : What It Feels Like For A Girl
- Franz Ferdinand : Auf Achse
- Kalomoira : Secret Combination
- High School Musical Cast : Breaking Free
- Rilo Kiley : Close Call
- Bloc Party : Helicopter
- Badly Drawn Boy : Disillusion
- Stereophonics : Dakota
- Blonde Redhead : 23
- The Streets : Turn The Page
- Sufjan Stevens : Concerning the UFO Sighting Near Highland, Illinois
- Aimee Mann : Save Me
- Noonday Underground : London
- The High Fidelity : IThankU
- Girls Aloud : Call The Shots
- Vast : Free
- Miracle Fortress : Have You Seen In Your Dreams
- Mansun : I Can Only Disappoint You
- Fleet Foxes : White Winter Hymnal
- Benjamin Diamond : Little Scare
- Crashland : New Perfume
- The Darkness : Love Is Only A Feeling
- Liberty X : Just A Little
- Turin Brakes : Underdog (Save Me)
- Richard Ashcroft : A Song For The Lovers
- Unamerican : The Closer You Get
- Death In Vegas : Scorpio Rising (feat. Liam Gallagher)
- Daniel Bedingfield : If You're Not The One
- U2 : Electrical Storm
- Hercules & Love Affair : Blind (feat. Antony Hegarty)
- James Morrison : Wonderful World
- Hot Chip : No Fit State
- Spiller : Groovejet (If This Ain't Love)
- Seth Lakeman : How Much
- Sia : Taken For Granted
- The Supernaturals : Life Is A Motorway
- The Feeling : I Thought It Was Over
- Kylie Minogue : Spinning Around
- British Sea Power : Carrion
- St Deluxe : New Wave Stars
- Melanie C : Never Be The Same Again (feat. Lisa “Left Eye”Lopez)
- Birth : Last Night
- Joe Bonamassa : Happier Times
- Liberty : Thinking It Over
- Manu Chao : Mr Bobby (Live)
- Flight Of The Conchords : Ladies Of The World
- Carlene Carter : Why Be Blue
I'll be writing short pieces on some of these tracks over the coming weeks.
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